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D.Koenemann
03-13-2004, 02:18 AM
Are you good at communication? How about negotiation? Do you ever find yourself in a situation that you wish you could talk or negotiate your way out of? I know I have many times. Here is a little story of one of my many experiences.

I have managed a poultry farm for almost 18 years and have encountered quite a few problems over the years. Pests are one of the biggest problems I had to deal with. Seems everything likes to eat chicken.

About 1 year ago I was out in one of the poultry houses around midnight doing a final check before retiring to bed for the night. I had just finished walking through the last of 3 houses, everything seemed fine. That is until I exited the door.

There is a light out in the parking/loading area, which is all I used. So a lot of the time when you exit out of a house a night it takes a few seconds for your eyes to adjust to the darkness. I know the area like the back of my hand so this was no problem.

This particular night was to be a little different however. As I exited the door I noticed some movement about 3 feet in front of me, which I assumed was one of the cats that always was sneaking around. I did'nt pay any attention and just proceeded to walk forward. It was about that time that my night vision returned and I suddenly realized that it was not one of the sneaky cats. It was a skunk!

By the time I could see that it was not a cat the skunk had began to pat the ground with his little front paws. They will do this many times as a way to warn you. He was definately giving me a warning that I was to close and he was just about to do his little handstand. For any of you that may not know this, a skunk does not have to turn around to spray you. They are very good at doing a handstand as I call it and they just swivel their little rearend around and cut loose. They can be very accurate also. They will usually aim for the eyes.

When I saw what was about to unfold in front of me I did a perfectly executed military aboutface to go back into the chickenhouse. What I had not realized in my haste to get away, was the door had not closed all the way. I ran smack into the edge of the door with my head about knocking myself out. All I can say was I ended up on the ground eyeball to eyeball with Pepi LaPue.

He was not very impressed with the fact that I was down on his level, and I just knew that I was going to stink for a long long time. I knew that I would not be going to bed in my home with my wife for a while needless to say. You know how wives don't have much of a sense of humor sometimes.

The only thing I could think of doing was to start talking to the very upset skunk. We had a very long talk. He would start to act like he was going to leave and then he would resume his threatening posture. Believe me when I say that I talked and negotiated my little heart out. I believe it was the longest 20 minutes of talking and negotiating that I had ever done. I made a lot of promises to that little feller, even promised him free access to all the chicken he wanted, if he just would'nt spray.

He must have liked whatever I said because after about 20 minutes he finally ambled away and left me no worse for the wear.

The art of calm talking and negotiation won out that time. Or maybe it was the pleading and begging. :rolleyes:

D.Koenemann :D

Andre
03-13-2004, 02:34 PM
This is a good story.

Had my self a good laugh while I read this :lol:

I have never smelled what a scunk smells like,
(we don't have that in Norway) but I can only
imagine That was some Looong 20 minutes.. LOL

VamPvixen
03-19-2004, 06:20 AM
LOL! Great story!

i have never come face to face with a skunk either but down here in Aus I had many run ins with possums that wanted to claw me to death. I bred ducks for 2 yrs till a few mths ago when I moved house so stories like this I can relate to :)

cms47
03-29-2004, 05:38 PM
Great story. :D

Don't know if it's true, but I have been told that if you are unlucky enough to get sprayed the only answer is to wash in tomatoes!

D.Koenemann
03-30-2004, 04:57 AM
Nope tomatoes or tomato juice does not work hardly at all. The best method is to pile up some damp leaves and get them to smoldering and stand in the smoke for quite a while. That helps, the acid in the smoke will bind with the scent and remove some of it. Unfortunately you have to put up with the smell until it wears off. as it permeates your hair especially your nasal hair , so you always smell it for a good long while. :rolleyes:

I stood in smoke for almost an hour and took several showers and shampoos, yet when I tried to go to bed, out of the darkness I heard my sweet lovely wife say "You still stink!" So needless tosay I slept alone for awhile, hell even the dog would'nt come near me! :(

This knowledge comes from 1st hand experience with close encounters, where I was not directly sprayed, just in the immediate vicinity. As you might guess it is a very bad experience. You definately are going to be lonesome for a while that is for sure. :rolleyes:

D.Koenemann

VamPvixen
03-31-2004, 11:57 AM
ROFLMAO
:D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

im so sorry you had to find that out first hand but ohhhhhhhhhh I can not help laughing so hard here :P

Andrius86
03-31-2004, 02:45 PM
I heard it was apple juice, not TOMATO juice.

D.Koenemann
04-01-2004, 01:58 AM
Apple juice don't work either, smoke seems to be the best, outside of not getting in the situation in the 1st place.

I am glad you had a good laugh that was the reason for the post. Laughter is good for everyone. I have laughed at my experiences many times. Stories like this can really tear some people up. :)

It was'nt as funny when it 1st happened but now, as I look back on it, its pretty funny. Every one cracks up at it, even my wife. I can still hear her saying in the dark "You still stink!" Up till she said that I thought I had maybe got rid of the stink.
She waited until I was almost asleep to say that. So I just had to sleep in the barn with my horse. He did'nt seem to mind. He had his own fun with finding various ways to wake me up. My horse is a trip in himself. He is my best buddy and he knows it! He can be a real prankster with me sometimes. B)

Over time I may share some of the other stories of things I have gotten myself into. Just to give you all a good laugh. See if I make you laugh and you maybe have had a bad day, well just maybe you'll feel a little better about it. :D :D

D.Koenemann

VamPvixen
04-01-2004, 04:04 AM
Originally posted by D.Koenemann@Apr 1 2004, 01:58 AM
Just to give you all a good laugh. See if I make you laugh and you maybe have had a bad day, well just maybe you'll feel a little better about it. :D :D


Well I must say it was the right day for me to read it :)
When I read that yesterday it was a bad day as the night before I had a car accident in my new car...now have no car for a while and kids that can not get to school. So as fate would have it..your post was just the right medicine at the right time . Thanks.
To a safe and wonderful new day!! :)

D.Koenemann
04-01-2004, 04:46 AM
Sorry to hear of your accident, I hope no one was hurt.

I guess there was a reason I was compelled to make that post when I did. I am glad it made you feel a little better. Hope things get on the up-swing for you real soon. :)

D.Koenemann

VamPvixen
04-01-2004, 06:41 AM
Thanks for the kind words.
No one was hurt luckly :)

Now to keep the balance maybe someone else is having a bad day so here is a farm story from me. (taken from my journal 19th july 2002)


I awoke to a huge unholy crashing sound in the middle of the night..it was about 4am. Not again!! I thought the cat had got on the TV like the other night but then realized the spare TV had been moved and put back in my room...so...out of bed we jumped to find what the hell it was about. Halfway down the stairs we heard more VERY loud crashing sounds so we ran down the hallway to be met halfway by my kids that had woken from it too. As we hit the light OMG!!!! A HUGH furry thing ran past and into our housemates bedroom (he was not home...just got a job doing nightshift). Then more sounds from the bathroom...looking in the I came face to face with a MASSIVE possum hanging onto the shower curtain for dear life and blood on the wall. There was a hole in the roof where the fan vent was supposed to be...the buggers had fallen thru the ceiling!!!
Well this then proceeded into a chase of the possum in our housemates room who by now had jumped on his wallunit and knocked off all his CD collection scattering it all over the room. My kids made a barakade in the hallway, my boyfriend got the broom and I corned the possum in the cupboard. We then prodded it out in the open, it ran round like mad around the room as I jumped on the bed to frantically get the hell* out of the way of its claws. The dog tried to chase it then backed away and the cats tried aswell LOL what a racket we all made!!!
The poor thing was more terrified than us. Eventually we managed to get it down the hallway and shut the bedroom doors, it headed for the kids who screamed and it obviously decided they were bigger than it so it then had no choice but to go into the only open door left..the bathroom.
I sighed a sigh of relief as surely now it would climb the shower and follow the other one back up and out the new hole in the roof they had made. Well the larger one jumped and made the hole no problem but this last one decided to stay hanging on to the toilet!!!!
Unfortunately I now needed to go to the loo so I locked myself in bathroom with the intruder and approached it. Its hugh eyes stared at me and I felt so sorry for it. It then leapt off the loo...I screamed...it landed on shower curtain and crawled up. I managed to use the tolit and then sneak out the bathroom closing the door behind. We all went back to bed now the excitement of the night had settled confident it would get back up in the roof.
I guess I was not supposed to have a full nights sleep this week! LOL
Well getting up this morning guess who is still a guest??? Yes the possum!!! He is still up there ontop of the shower!!!!!!!
Im leaving him for now as he must be so traumatized from having *fallen* into the realm of humans. Later this afternoon if he still has not managed to jump back up the hole I will get one of my cat cages and see if we can get him into one of them and take him outside.
OH the joys of living in the bush!!!


*edited as there was a much stronger four letter word in there originally

Hope you all get a giggle.

Andre
04-01-2004, 10:26 AM
Hehe, I had look the word "possum" to find out what it was.

This stuff scared you guys a little I guess :D :lol:

In Norway we call it a "Pung Rotte" - It is not the same, but
it is a rellative to this creature. Smaller and not sooo looong tale LOL

Cool :P

Lene
04-01-2004, 01:33 PM
I have only seen qute little rats.
How big was those possums? :o

D.Koenemann
04-01-2004, 04:43 PM
ROFLMAO
:D :lol: :D :lol:
I could just picture all that happening. It is surprising that he did'nt play dead when your dog got after him. They can be very good at that. They will lie there and you can't even see them breathing.

Oh yeah, life in the country is great! :D

D.Koenemann

VamPvixen
04-02-2004, 02:48 AM
LOL yes they are very sneaky creatures.
Lene a rat to a possum is a moth to an eagle
alot of difference in size
The female was the size of my cat and the buck as they call the males was the size of my dog (my dog is a west highland terrier x shitzu)
Lets just say they look cute but are viscious and they hiss and scream like a banshee.
To get one in one of those cages you take your dog to the vet in is impossible without the aide of blankets to wrap it as they can claw you to sheds and once in cage its a very tight fit!