Mother's Day Is Upon Us

[VamPvixen]

Originally posted by D.Koenemann@May 7 2004, 08:32 PM
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished
cleaning!'


My mother taught me LOGIC:
'Because I said so, that's why.'

My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're
in an accident.'

My mother taught me IRONY:
'Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about.'


My mother taught me about WEATHER:
'It looks as if a cyclone swept through your room.'


My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'



heh thanks
my son got me a block of chocolate
my daughter made me a fridge magnet with her photo in it :)
and she bought me a $5.00 bottle of wine with her pocket money from her father
which I am drinking right now!!

wow best mothers day I ever had :)


the things i quoted are the ones I heard as a kid and

My mother taught me about WEATHER:
'It looks as if a cyclone swept through your room.'

is my constant rant to my kids LOL

[antinomy]

We get to celebrate Mother's Day twice, because in the UK it's in March I think..


I do remember my son producing a card he made at Scouts, making a cup of tea and pancakes for breakfast - pretty good for a nine year old.