If Only We Could!

[D.Koenemann]

I ran into an article the other day I thought you all might enjoy.

To: Internal Revenue Service
Department of the Treasury
Washington, DC 20001

Enclosed is my 2003 Form 1040, together with payment.
Please take note of the attached article from USA Today
archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon
paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600 each
for toilet seats.

Please find enclosed in this package, four toilet seats
(value $2,400.00) and six hammers (value $1,029.00).
This is in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.00

Out of a sense of patriotic duty, and to assist in the political
purification of our government, I am also enclosing a 1.5 inch
Phillips head screw, for which HUD duly recorded and approved
a purchase value of $22.00, as my contribution to fulfill the
Presidential Election Fund option on Form 1040.

It has been a pleasure to pay my taxes this year, and I look
forward to paying them again next year in accordance with
officially established government values.

Sincerely,

Another satisfied taxpayer


If only we could do this, wouldn't it be great. :lol: :lol:

D.Koenemann