A joke

[gelderland]

This is just a joke,founded somewhere on the internet
hope someone will not offended by this.

Fire!
A blonde pulls in her driveway and walk into her house. She smells smoke as she opens the door and realizes her house is on fire. She grabs the phone and dials 911 to call the fire department to report the fire.

The operator on the other end answers and the blonde screams frantically, "Help, my house is on fire!"

The operator tries to calm the blonde and asks her what her address is. The blonde says, "123 Oak Street, please hurry!"

The operator then asks the blonde, "How do we get there?"

The blonde replies, "DUH, in a big red truck!"

~Nicole~

[D.Koenemann]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Very good Nicole. :)

D.Koenemann

[Gnida_M]

nice joke ;)

:D :D :D :D

[gelderland]

Well for someone who's a red hair(chemical anyway)not counting the tiny little grey hairs :D :P :D :P


~Nicole~ ;)

[Andre]

hehe, I like blond jokes a lot :D

[gelderland]

Originally posted by André@Jul 10 2004, 07:52 PM
hehe, I like blond jokes a lot :D
I will look for some more when i get a much more time. :rolleyes:

~Nicole~ ;)

[Lene]

LOL.. the first part of the joke sounds like me in panick situation..
I had a small fire in my kitchen a few years ago and didn't
exactly keep my head cold.. That's all I'm going to say about that.
It was quite embarassing afterwards :lol:

[fire]

err not so good...I could find better
here are some:

" A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught." "

" A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!'' "



those are funny ones;)

[Andre]

Hehe, that is good fire, please find them... ;)

[fire]

just did

[Andre]

Hehe, funny :lol:

[fire]

;)

[CHL]

This one is translated to english.. i hope it's right..

Here it comes :

Why are 17 blonds standing outside a disco?
They need to be 18 to come in

(-wild-) (-good-) (-wild-)

[CHL]

(-good-)

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. ''I'm sorry,'' says the pharmacist, ''we don't have any.''
''But I always get it here,'' says the blonde.

''Do you have the container it comes in?''

''Yes!'' says the blonde, ''I will go and get it.''

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, ''This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.''

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: ''To apply, push up bottom.''

(-wild-)

[Andre]

HAHA (-good-)

[gelderland]

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

Here are some new ones,enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (-wild-)

Clear Or Not
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband asked, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear
http://members.rott.chello.nl/h.vanwitzenburg1/smileys/smile96.gif



Football Blond
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. Afterwards, he asked her how she liked the game.
"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."

"What on earth do you mean???"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin, and one team got it, and then, for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!'"
http://members.rott.chello.nl/h.vanwitzenburg1/footbal/footballplayer.gif


~Nicole~ ;)

[Andre]

:hahaha:

[antinomy]

I have a terrible time remembering jokes... in fact there are only two jokes I can remember reasonably well...


but then I usually blow the punch lines by laughing so hard that no one can understand it. I think being a comedian/ne would be one of the hardest jobs in the world!

[two4one]

Funny incident......, :lol: ... this may happens

[LottomagicZ4941A]

How many MLMers does it take to change a light bulb?

No one really knows but they just keep on recruiting untill they find someone to do it.

[mydownline]

Just like to share with all of you here with this politic joke :

George W. Bush and his driver were going to Air Force One and were passing a farm. A pig jumped out in the road suddenly. The driver tried to get out of the way, but he hit him. He went in the farm to explain what had happened. He came out with a beer, a cigar, and a tons of money. Bush saw this and said, "My God, what did you tell them?" The driver replied, "I told them that I'm George W. Bush's driver and I just killed the pig." :)

[peterson]

What a funny Joke, thank you for sharing.

[LottomagicZ4941A]

The Blond Farmer Who Wone the Lottery

An interview on TV featured an old farmer who won ten million in the Lottery. Naturally he was asked what he was gonna do with all that money. He kinda scratched his head and said,

"Not sure as I know right off. Guess I'll keep farmin' till it's all gone."

Found on
http://www.lotto649.ws/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5440