Andre
07-19-2004, 08:03 PM
I'll try to translate this one..
There was a married couple visiting the zoo one day.
When they came close to the gorilla cage the man
saw that the gorilla was staring at his beautiful wife.
He became fascinated by this and told his wife: "try
unbuttoning a few of the upper buttons on your blouse".
She did, and the gorilla obviously reacted to this and
came all the way up to the sprinkles in his cage.
The man now asked his wife if she could just show her
breast to the gorilla. (There were almost no people in
the zoo that day so she though, "sure, why not").
The wife showed her breast to the gorilla that reacted
Strongly with roaring and hitting his chest.
The man now told his wife: "now try taking of your
panties and lift up your skirt". His wife thought this
whole thing was quite nice so she did as her husband
told her to do. The gorilla went totally berserk and
shacked the sprinkles and made load noises.. (-wild-)
The man now took his wife and opened the door to the
cage and pushed her into the gorilla.... The wife looked
at her husband with a terrified look in her face, and the
man told his wife: "now, try to tell the gorilla that you
have a headache"...
There was a married couple visiting the zoo one day.
When they came close to the gorilla cage the man
saw that the gorilla was staring at his beautiful wife.
He became fascinated by this and told his wife: "try
unbuttoning a few of the upper buttons on your blouse".
She did, and the gorilla obviously reacted to this and
came all the way up to the sprinkles in his cage.
The man now asked his wife if she could just show her
breast to the gorilla. (There were almost no people in
the zoo that day so she though, "sure, why not").
The wife showed her breast to the gorilla that reacted
Strongly with roaring and hitting his chest.
The man now told his wife: "now try taking of your
panties and lift up your skirt". His wife thought this
whole thing was quite nice so she did as her husband
told her to do. The gorilla went totally berserk and
shacked the sprinkles and made load noises.. (-wild-)
The man now took his wife and opened the door to the
cage and pushed her into the gorilla.... The wife looked
at her husband with a terrified look in her face, and the
man told his wife: "now, try to tell the gorilla that you
have a headache"...