gelderland
05-15-2005, 09:19 AM
: What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles?
A : Reload and carry on shooting.
Q : Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?
A : Because it only attacks the brain.
Q : What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A : A rumor
Q : A couple are lying in bed. The man says "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
A : The woman says : "I will surely miss you"
Q : What takes longer to make - a snowman or snowwoman?
A : The snowman, because you have to hollow out the head first.
A : Reload and carry on shooting.
Q : Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?
A : Because it only attacks the brain.
Q : What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A : A rumor
Q : A couple are lying in bed. The man says "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
A : The woman says : "I will surely miss you"
Q : What takes longer to make - a snowman or snowwoman?
A : The snowman, because you have to hollow out the head first.