gelderland
05-15-2005, 09:23 AM
man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.